有趣的英语无对话小短文50字左右

更新时间2018-03-12 00:00:54

速求一篇无对话的英语小短文，有趣的，带翻译，急！急!急!急!急！

一篇无对话的50字左右英语小短文，有趣的，带翻译的例子是：

On last Sunday, when I was riding on a public bus going back to home, a smoker offered a cigarette to me. I declined his offering and told him that I was on the wagon. The smoker felt very surprised and reminded me that I was not on a wagon! It was a bus. Oh my God, he was really ridiculous and did not know that I had quitted smoking！

在上个星期天，当我乘坐公共汽车回家的时候，一个吸烟者敬我了一根烟，我婉拒了他，而且我告诉他我戒掉吸烟，那吸烟者感到非常惊讶，提醒我，我不是在四轮马车上! 这是一辆公共汽车。哦我的天啊，他真的荒谬可笑，不知道我已经戒烟了。

（注：on the wagon 是美国口语，意思是“戒烟”。）